I need a cigarette: no cancer, please.
Sex: preferrably not yet.
Relationships: are so confusing.
Your Last Ex: is a stalker.
Power: always is corruptive.
Marijuana: no thank you.
Crack: is so whack.
Food: yummy for tummies.
This President: change and hope.
War: make love instead.
Cars: get me places.
Gas Prices: fluctuate like heartrates.
Halloween: trick or treat <3
Religion: is mind control.
MySpace: i am addicted.
Worst Fear: abandonment and spiders
Marriage: not anytime soon.
Fashion: so many trends.
Brunettes: real men prefer.
Work: is very unpleasant.
Pass the time: stare at walls.
Football: is so confusing.
One night Stands: never good ideas.
Pixie Stix: yay for sugar.
Porta Potties: ew, they're gross.
High school: is very soon.
Pajamas: are absolutely wonderful.
Wood: gives me splinters.
Surfers: ride those waves.
Picture: capture the moment.
First Love: quite a mistake.







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